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How the fuck is that possible? Why didn’t anyone tell me about this article?
The Yankees are an organization that thinks it can control everything, from the media to the climate.

This sentence is ugly. And not just regular-ugly. It’s Youkilis-ugly.
Did you know the dugouts in the new Stadium are air-conditioned?

Nope, but I do now. And [...]