Past A Diving Jeter

And I have the tracklist:

As Long As You’re Not Jewish
No Neighbors, No Problems
I’m Bald
Jews Stole My Legs
God Bless America
Can I Have My Job Back?
It Was A Joke, I Swear
Red Sox Fans Ain’t Nuthin’ Ta Fuck Wit
I’m Sorry, Hank
Giant Ears
Let’s Go Mets

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This post isn’t Yankees-related, nor does it reference bad journalism beyond the fact that it’s about Newsday. But…
Is it just me, or does Newsday’s columnist page look like a sex offender registry?

How the fuck is that possible? Why didn’t anyone tell me about this article?
The Yankees are an organization that thinks it can control everything, from the media to the climate.

This sentence is ugly. And not just regular-ugly. It’s Youkilis-ugly.
Did you know the dugouts in the new Stadium are air-conditioned?

Nope, but I do now. And [...]

A few quick notes on this weekend’s sweep, which I actually managed to watch most of (fuck you, Cablevision):
- Over four games, Boston managed to put up a line of .174/.300/.250.
- Their season OPS dropped ten points.
- 5 XBHs in four games is a bad strategy if your goal is to win baseball games.
- We [...]

A self-portrait:
Moving sucks, but it’s finally almost over. Internet and TV should happen on Friday, so I should actually be able to post shit after that. I know you’re all disappointed, but fuck you.
<3, crotch

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As we slowly approach the midpoint of the season, it’s important to look back at the dumb shit that’s happened already in order to write terrible blog posts. While doing this, I noticed that events from this season keep reminding me of stuff from years gone by. Through innumerable hours (0.7) of painstaking research, I [...]

First off, I need to point out the fact that Joel Sherman was right about something:
Please let’s not begin another round of Joba to the eighth inning talk after the eighth-inning meltdown Thursday night by the Yanks in Fenway. Unless you have a machine to clone Chamberlain.
Because in case you hadn’t noticed, Chamberlain currently is [...]

Ian O’Connor has uncovered the newest scandal to rock the Yankees’ clubhouse: their pitching coach may be a bigoted piece of shit. Behold:
Dave Eiland, pitching coach, stepped into the postgame buzz with a message for any Yankee arm traumatized by the unforgiving nature of the world’s first $1.5 billion Wiffleball field.
Ian: Maybe you don’t know [...]

I’m kind of upset about this, because Kepner has been the least awful of the New York baseball writers for quite some time. However, this line from his latest blog post has completely destroyed that.
I’ve always enjoyed listening to Mike Francesa on WFAN. He’s an insightful, provocative listen, and he knows his stuff.
Part of my [...]

I suppose it’s good that someone does. He really needs somebody to tell him to lay off the fried Twinkies and to go work out once in a while.
No Yankees are actually mentioned in this article. However, it’s stuffed so full of stupidity that I couldn’t help myself. I also doubt that it would’ve been [...]