A Math Lesson
As we slowly approach the midpoint of the season, it’s important to look back at the dumb shit that’s happened already in order to write terrible blog posts. While doing this, I noticed that events from this season keep reminding me of stuff from years gone by. Through innumerable hours (0.7) of painstaking research, I have developed an equation that beautifully expresses the current state of the Yankees organization:
Joe Torre – nosepicking – cancer – 6th inning naps + Alzheimer’s = Joe Girardi
I know, I know. I was shocked too. But there’s really a lot of support for this theory. First off, both managers overused key players out of stupidity. They both gave way too many innings to shitty relievers. And they both make a lot of fucking retarded decisions.
Think about it. Look at Joe Girardi. Picture him in your mind. Now add 30 years, 50 pounds and a shitty green tea ad campaign.
Try not to throw up.